Nikkimaialinafree - When we met you swore you d be the perfect feeder You swore you d be the best and make me fatter than I ve ever dreamed But things didn t quite work out that way did they It turns out you couldn t resist the temptation of whatever indulgent fattening food you were feeding me and now look at you I can t even believe how big you ve allowed yourself to get Now things are becoming difficult aren t they Truly pathetic