Hippotaur - Hiking - 2021 - PG Date 12 11 2021 Weight 340 Video Length 6m 29s Took a hike this afternoon saw some strange fungi and soaked up the sun Then went to eat at Wendy s and belched On the way to Wendy s I decided to stop at a small sports shop instead of going to Big 5 to get a jock strap But you know they ll get all up in your business in a small shop I thought as I walked in and was immediately intercepted by the proprietor I could tell that I wouldn t just be able to browse on my own so I asked for where the jock straps were Did I need a cup No The proprietor found one that would fit me then said Are you going under the knife I let the awkward silence hang in the air Most guys like you that s the reason they get a jock strap without a cup Ah no I m making pornos Read more
